FACEBOOK STUDY

LATE STAYER UPPERS: INSIDE THE DIVAS STUDIO- DAY 2

CASE STUDY: THE EVILS OF FACEBOOK

IT'S an addiction, a real live addiction.

I was on it for 4-5 hours last night commenting on people's walls.

THERE are certain unwritten rules for FACEBOOK but I've taken it UPON myself to make my own rules list, here goes...

1. Always have a picture, a good one, a truthful one, one that isn't you 80 lbs lighter.

2. Your relationship stautus should reflect your REAL LIFE (ie. Don't say Married to your best friend IF YOU'RE NOT.)

3. Do not add people as your friend unless you know them or have a school network in common, this is not MYSPACE, stop being a FRIEND WHORE.

4.Don't rejcect someone unless they are STALKING YOU, out of your network, or a jealous ex. If someone adds you that you knew from high school or camp etc. don't reject them b/c it's the COOL thing to do.

5. If you are over 40 please join MYSPACE, Facebook is for the youngins' as much as you think it would get you a date or help your corporate business.

6.Be a doll and don't tag people in the MOST unflattering pictures.

7. Stop poking people, nobody knows what that even MEANS.

8. I seriously don't care what movies you recently watched. (FlICKSTER...eW)

9. Don't be a MEANIE in groups, if you want to vent your anger go protest something on Church Street .

10. Photoshop isn't cool anymore, stop making your pictures look like THEY'RE ON ACID!

11. Stop with SOCIAL MOTH and all the other "APPLICATIONS" they are really creppy.

12. I don't need to know you went to a HOOKAH BAR.

13. If you're gonna do drugs, be smart AND DON'T DO THEM IN PICTURES. (Big brother is watching)

14. LEAVE NUDITY TO THE PORN STARS YOU SICKO.

15. Don't NOT respond to someone b/c you want them to think you have a LIFE, you're READING THIS BLOG, YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T HAVE ONE.

16. Don't write on your own wall you'll look like a douche bag.

17. Don't make up your own RELIGION, you're not GOD!

18. It's not cool to SUPPORT HILLARY CLINTON (Obama is the only way to go)

19. JOIN a NETWORK

20. Posing specifically for Facebook pictures is the saddest phenomenon ever. If you're out and about you shouldn't be thinking "WE NEED TO TAKE PICS FOR FACEBOOK!" ewww

21. I'm guessing your MOM doesn't want to be in all your Facebook photos? Are you a loser? Stop posting them.

22. Leaving more than 5 wall posts in a row makes YOU A FACEBOOK STALKER.

23. How many screen names do you friggin' have? One is ENOUGH PEOPLE.

24. Don't put all of your PHONE NUMBERS on your contact info unless you don't mind being raped or stalked.

25. Your STATUS need not change ever 5 minutes, if it does everyone will know you're a LOSERRRR.

26. MiniFEED is CREEPY.

27. Don't LIE on your STATUS (eW)

28. Posting pictures 10 minutes after they happened is soooo PATHETIC.

29. DON'T WRITE NOTES ALL THE TIME, NO ONE READS THEM, GET A BLOG.

30. DON'T tag yourself or your friends in pictures of celebs, it's a little sad you took the 4 seconds out of your life for that.

31. Having a CONVERSATION in real-life about FACEBOOK makes me well up with salt-water tears. NO MORE.

32. Don't actually buy the $1 virtual gifts, are you mentally challenged? And it's totally OK if you are. I'm proud of you for reading this YAY! (claps)

33. If you want people to remember your birthday WRITE YOUR REAL ONE OF FACEBOOK, 4/20 is not your birthday loser.

34. You need to start leaving all those GROUPS YOU JOINED WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS COOL. (detox)

35. If you're going to COLLEGE we want to know WHERE.

36. :-) <3.>

37. If you need a DATE join e-harmony, j-date, or match.com, FACEBOOK SHOULDN'T BE FOR GETTING ACTION.

38. If it's 4:30am in the morning you need to go to BED NOW!

39. NEVER END LISTS ON AN ODD NUMBER, it LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT BORED.

40. Always end lists on an even number.